Never mind the answer

I’m not so good at the multilingual stuff. In the camping days on those long treks through France, I would telephone ahead to book a camp site. The problem was not the framing of the question – more understanding the answer. So I would formulate a lengthy question in French such that it could only be answered with ‘Oui’ or ‘Non’. For example: ‘Can I book an emplacement for tomorrow night on a sunny emplacement with a bit of shade convenient to the toilet block but not too close.’

The Lonely Planet Spanish Phrase Book has the opposite problem. It gives the answers but is irritatingly coy about the questions. As in: ‘I’m sorry; it’s against my beliefs’ or ‘I don’t mind watching but I’d rather not join in.’ It also explores the Spanish delight in lengthy and incomprehensible proverbs – as in: ‘to be like the market gardener’s dog who doesn’t eat the cabbages but won’t let his master eat them either.’

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One Response to Never mind the answer

  1. Laurene says:

    Has anyone come across the Hispanic delight in lengthy and incomprehensible jokes yet? (I say Hispanic, because this is a Latin American trait) Such as, there was an old man who was walking up a very steep hill with a donkey. Then there is a long description of the troublesome journey. And that’s all. I think we are supposed to learn from the story and laugh at the way we handle our own lives, but I’m still waiting for the punchline.

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