… does it take to change a lightbulb? Put that into Google and you get umpteen pages of ‘one to hold the bulb and 99 to turn the house/drink until the room spins round/none – they’d rather live in the Dark Ages.
So how many does it take to deliver cash to the local bank in Dunfanaghy in these peaceful times?
Answer: One armoured van. Two army vehicles with lots of people with guns. One Garda [police] squad car.
Which reminds me that I must write to the nice security people at Edinburgh Airport – to ask why arriving Belfast passengers are always either delivered or bused at great expense to a door at the end of the Terminal marked [surprisingly enough] Belfast Arrivals. Am I considered to be a security risk as I move from one part of the UK to another?