I try to pick inanimate targets. This time it’s the Exit sign in the Long Stay Car Park at Edinburgh Airport. However I interpret it, I always get it wrong and end up in a cul de sac. Plane was late last night so it was midnight when I was trying to get out. The pay stations weren’t working so I went to the Office and, to my surprise, was friendly and sympathetic to the staff member there. Perhaps it’s since Mark began working in a Call Centre? Anyway, he looked at me and said, ‘All I can do for you is to let you out free.’ Next stop the Promised Land.