Work expands, etc., etc.
All meetings end at the same time regardless of their starting time.
The length of a sermon is often in inverse proportion to the strength of its content.
When you keep track of money carefully, there seems to be more of it.
When you keep track of money carefully, there seems to be less of it.
When you give money away, there seems to be more of it.
No matter what speed they begin, all hymns revert to 75% of their optimum pace
Pickfords cardboard boxes breed in the night.
One day I shall go to bed early.